testing 1..2.. so this is how it works?

sousa

all top officials,COE,Directors,Ministers,Drama Queens and Drama Kings,lives in the suburbs and some dont even visit us in katutura,but in Vision 2022 Do you guys know that Katutura will be our Capital City?

yanekongo

i just wnt 2send a shoutout 2my people. gulu.frank.norbert.joan.jack i lve guys .from your boy geheim van town

player

Hi, my name is Vaino (Lizer), on the evening of 12 April 2009 at around 21H30 I was pick-pocketed in a taxi in Windhoek West. A Nokia N95 8GB phone was stolen. Help me trace my Nokia N95 phone, it has a cracked (broken) screen and a p****word (pin lock). Anybody with info, contact 081 238 7874 or 085 55 255 35. The suspects might want to sell it because they can't use it. If you received this e-mail, there must be some kind of friendly relationship between me and you, and i would highly appreciate it if you could ****ist me in tracing my phone. the suspects are black and speak either Rukavango or Silozi. the taxi is a White Mazda (I don't know the model). Any information will be highly appreciated. A case of theft has been laid with the Police, please help me in helping the Police. Thank you kindly Vaino (Lizer) Hangula

lizer

Theopo is urgently looking for a flat to rent in the Near Town areas, If it a One Bedroom, it must be in the range of 1000-1500 And if it’s a Two Bedroom, it must be in the range of 2000-2500 Call 081 20 22 676

Theopolina

Hi Dj? Can u pls pray 4 me a beatiful song by Terere van die Katutura.

Diablo

A certain drive was driving from Otjiwarongo to Windhoek. On his way her wife call him to check where he is ryt nw. The wife asked Daddy whr r u nw and than the husband replied Dnt worry mum i m just 5 kg away 4rm Okahandja Sandro www.iihuna.com

Diablo

Two blondes were driving next to a field. They spot another blond in the field rowing a boat. One says to the other "Its blondes like those who make us look bad", the other says "I know,if only i knew how to swim i would've swam to that boat and slapped the living daylights out of her"

Chante'07

EVERY BLACK OBAMA AFRICAN'S IS FALLING IN LOVE WITH ENERGY 100 BUCKS ..THAT IS TO SAY ENERGY 100 FM

kaxweka@energy

lyf es perfct whn 100fm es da!!!!

pandu

pls mr.DJsend me mujo-bujo albub sesion 3

lukas.shaalukeni

There aint nothing sweeter than your voice,strange but true, im loving it,it wakes me & would have loved to hear it b4 i sleep but thats life,Enerhy, thank you, thank you, You have obtained a Golden EGG

Eddie.com

Wash your face with soap, Margaret! Then you won't get pimples when you are a teenager. If you ask me, being a teenager is pretty rotten- between pimples and worrying how you smell. -Judy Blume, Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret You?ve probably heard lots of things about what to expect as you go through puberty, some of which are true and some of which aren?t. Can you tell what is a myth and what is reality? Take this quiz and find

kool j

This is one of the best jokes I've heard in a while! Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering. Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job." So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away. They mused They faxed. They e-mailed. They e-mailed with attachments. They downloaded. They did spreadsheets! They wrote reports. They created labels and cards. They created charts and graphs. They did some genealogy reports They did every job known to man. Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than ****. Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off.. Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed. Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming: "It's gone! It's all GONE! "I lost everything when the power went out!" Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work.. Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't have any?" God just shrugged and said, "JESUS SAVES" You have not lived a perfect day, unless you have done something for

bbygal

A fulstrated guy was having lunch(okapana)at the open market in Zimbabwe, when a close friend approached him. He did not notice his friend because he was trying releave stress by eating his okapana alone. All a sudden his friend attempted to take a piece of meat from his plate. He turned and punched him twice before he tried to look for his knife to finish him off because the punches seemed not to be painfull neither stress releaving enough,only to hear a person yelling his name, it was his best friend.

softstiga

When i was at high school, we were requested to write CVs. One lady had just writen like this ****(gender) : sometimes ( she wasn't use to ****, she only new gender for that case) MARITAL STATUS: getting married before next year.

softstiga

When i was at high school, we were requested to write CVs. One lady had just writen like this: ****: sometimes MARITAL STATUS: getting married before next year.

softstiga

ladies and gent koskola is over lets do something else don't sit and idle at home its time to act now! julius Edward,Ongwediva

juliusedwa

so funy,a guy from Tsumeb went 2 windhoek to visit his "GIRLFRIEND" at Unam,he gave her$1500,when it was tyme 4 da guy 2 go back,the lady asked.OH! Honey "OSHILI NDEE NO KA KISS OKO NGOO INOO PANGE? the guy started touching his pockets sayin,,oshili kandinasha vali iimaliwa shiveli ngeno ondekupa ngoo uka lande uukissa voye.... angala672

angala672

SCHOOL IS OVER SCHOL IS OVER THE CHILD ASK WHO NAME THE SCHOOL TO BE OVER I THOUGHT IT JST SCHOOL AS USUALLY, THE BOY RPLY I WILL BEAT U IF U ARE MAD. TH LITTLE BOY SAY IM NOT MAD MT I GOT A NAME AND RUNN AWAY.

pop sound

If sumthing quark like a duck en look like a duck then it shuld be a duck. Meaning if snumthin worries u then u might be living in worries so quit.

itjipotja

If you are aware of emotions getting out of control, you better call a break. Otherwize you can slide into situations which you will later regret. Love is not about pretending, breaking is a better option.

veejoy

"A mind that is stretched by a new experience can never go back to its old dimensions" Never believe somebody who says I will go back to my old ways of living because that does not happen.

veejoy

have u ever been in one going to the north! u know they stop every where cos these is a tate that always want to piss! n that pregnant lady next to you that cant wait to get in otavi to buy miellies. in tsumeb she wants sugar canes n she will buy 5m the thing is so long that it hang out of the window like a police antena! lol that same tate drinking himself to sleep with ombike only to wake in ondangwa but he stays at on9a haha! that illegal immigrant from angola with no id or wot so ever! try them no aircon horrible zim music playing from on joke box speaker in the rear of the bus!

thunder bolt rider

i wanna send a special shoutout to my lovely gal friend ( Vivian), i wanna tell her i love her so much, play a song for The dogg She is my gal

mshashoking

Love and doubt have never been on speaking terms

honeyj

FATAL IS NEVER MINDED. THUS WE KNOW ,AL DREAM POSITIVE RESULTS . BUT SMTHNG DERIBALATERY AFFEND IT,EN THTS GOODNESS CAME NOT AT SAME TYM . THS WERE NEGATIVITY IS. THREFORE LS GREATFY EVERYTHNG WE RECEIVE .

pmattheh

GOOD BEHAVIOUR ,RESULTS POSITIVE OUTCOMES. THUS THE GREVENCESS ,THT STATES .KEEP THT IN MIND OUR CITIZENS PLZ LS DO WATS RIGHT,TO HARVEST ,A GOOD PRODUCT. THS CMES 4RM MR P.M (HANGHOME BOYY) ,REPRESENTING POLYTECHNIC OF NAMIBIA.

pmattheh

Today we have bigger houses but smaller families.More convenience but less time.We have more degrees,but less common sense. More knowledge,but less judgement.We have more experts,but more problems.More medicine,but less wellness. We spend to recklessly;Laugh to little,Drive to fast,Get too angry too quickly,Stay up to late,Read too little,Watch TV too much,And pray too seldom! We've multiplied our possessions,but redusced our values.We talk too much,love too little,and lie too often.We've learned how to make a living,but not a life. We've added years to life, not life to years.We have taller buildings,but shorter tempers; Wider freeways,but narrower viewpoints. We spend more,but have less.We buy more,but enjoy it less. We've benn all the way to the moon and back,but have trouble crossing the street to meet our neighbors. We've conquered outer space,but not inner space. We've split the atom,but not our prejudice. We write more,learn less; plan more but accomplish less. We've learned to rush, but not to wait. We have higher incomes,but lower morals. We build more computers to hold more information,to produce more copies, But have less communications. We are long on wuan****y,but short on quality. These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion;Tall men and short characters. More leisure and less fun; More kinds of foods,but less nutrition.Two incomes,but more divorces.Fancier houses,but broken homes. That's why i propose, that as of today you don't keep thinking for special occasions, because everyday is a special occasion. Search for knowledge. Read more. Sit on your front porch and admire the view without paying attention to your needs. Spend more time with your family and friends. Eat your favorite foods and visit the places you love.

Kinglouis17

SINDANO WTS UP IM LUCKINN 4 U ALLL OVA!! HOWS JOHN? HESKIEL

BOSS

SINDANO WTS UP IM LUCKINN 4 U ALLL OVA!! HOWS JOHN? HESKIEL

BOSS

hey saltam, i agree with u..dj Ex rock ma dear. he even has his own web: www.inokana.com den u ll c how hot he is

babe

ENERGY 100 FM, THE MEGABITES OF THE FAST TRANSMITION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

veronika@energy

always millipeds are thought as slow, but this so called namibian milliped is slow ,this milliped decided to start school ,and its always late for cl****es ,and the teacher is always mad at that milliped ,so the answer is this milly has a plmblem on puting on its shoes ,cos it has many legs thats why,so the teacher noticed and oldered 10000000000000 learners to help on putting on its shoes.

veronika@energy

Experience is the best teacher one can ever fin, you'll never know how something feels unless one alone has experinced it! Eg, never tell a person that you know what they are going through when they've lost a loved when you yourself never lsot one only when you get to go thriugh it than you'll know the real pain of it!!!!!

Scoobylicious

THE CHILD ASKED :MOM Y R U SO SHORT? THE MOTHER JUST PRETENDED AS IF SHE HEARD NOTHING .MOM! CAN A GROWN WOMEN LIKE U COOK SPAGHETI IF SHE IS SHORT?THE MOTHER SAID :HONNEY WE WERE FROM MOSQUITOS FAMILY SO WE HAVE TO KEEP ON EATING SPAGHETI TO REMAIN THIN AND SHORT AS SPAGHETI .THE CHILD SAID MY FRIENDS SAID WE ARE DOUGH PEOLE. THE MOTHER :YES THE DOUGH IS THE NAME FROM THE BREAD AND BREADS ARE SHORT ,YOUR FRIEND IS CORRECT.THE BOY: ITS NOT FAIR IN BIOLOGY THATS AN INSALT,SO I AM DISABLED.

veronika@energy

THIS GUY WENT TO A CERTAIN RESTAURANT HE ASKED A CATERIER TO BRING HIM APIECE OF MEAT. A CATERIER JUST BROUGHT HIM A PIECE OF MEAT WITH NO FORK AND NO NIFE AND THE ****ANIE SAID I ASKED A PEE OF MEE AND A **** ON THE TABLE ,THE CATERIER SAID U SANAFA**** DONT **** AND PEE ON MY TABLE GO TO THE TOILET I CAN SHOW U THE WAY,THE ****ANIE SAID WHAT? R U SICK IN HEAD STUPIT AMERICANS

veronika@energy

I JUST WANT TO SEND A SHOUT OUT TO MA HOMIES, ZIZO,JOHN,MARTIN,NAFYS,PRO,WEST,SHACKS. SO GUYZ WATS UP 4 2NYT.HAHA CHECK YOU AROUND.BT PLS MY SMTHNG!!!! 4RM GENERAL SHIGWEDHA

nikanor

DJ Ex...who to say No???

Satlam

u know dat housekeeper seems themselves as a honestly and well care taker of each house.one day the owner came in the house unexpected(him) he find the lady with a big man in the sitting room kissing each other, as u knw that u , she never been visitd her while the owner is in.De moment the guy saw him, he hide him self under sofa, while the lady ran and took the mop to clean the house.the owner call the lady and tell her to packed her bags and leave the house immediately. then the man shout " den where can she find job again" coze he scared that his lady ll be poor forever. the lady way think that she is perfect to her boss but do hidden things while he is out!!!!so be carefull house owners

babe

If a man can build a house in six days,then six men can buid it in a day!it make sense!Now,if a ship can cross a river i five days,then five ships will cross the river in 1 day....! haha...,****,aha-ha!

sem

One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?" The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water. The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. The woodcutter replied, "No." The Lord again went down and came up with a silver axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. Again, the woodcutter replied, "No." The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. The woodcutter replied, "Yes." The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happily. One day while he was walking with his wife along the riverbank, the woodcutter's wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord ag! ain appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?" "Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!" The Lord went down into the water and came up with Jennifer Lopez. "Is this your wife?" the Lord asked. "Yes," cried the woodcutter. The Lord was furious. "You cheat! That is an untruth!" The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I said 'no' to Jennifer Lopez, You will come up with Catherine Zeta-Jones. Then if I also say 'no' to her, You will thirdly come up with my wife, and I will say 'yes,' and then all three will be given to me. But Lord, I am a poor man and I will not be able to take care of all three wives, so *that's* why I said yes this time." The moral of the story is whenever a man lies it is for an honorable and useful reason !!

Annex

Hi, i'm selling my prank call cd for only 30 NAD and better yet, for every cd sold, 1 NAD will go to the cancer ****ociation of namibia and 1 NAD will go into a lucky draw in which one person will walk away with the pot...To order your cd contact me at 0813401879 or anziolang@gmail.com

enzo85

where there is energy there is network

math-sa